ฉันอยากให้เธอมาปาร์ตี้น้องสาวฉันคืนนี้

I always seem to draw the short straw.

Seems I'm left to babysit you again.

I hate being around your sissy ass while the girls are out, planning your next misery.

I should be the one planning your next misery.

Although, it does give me the perfect chance to reminisce on the past events.