กูจะหยอกล้อควยที่ล็อคไว้ของมึงจนกว่ามึงจะคลั่ง

Look at you, you disgusting little chronic masturbator.

You can't even be trusted to have your little dicklet out

because all you'll do is watch internet porn and beat off over and over and over again

until your dick is raw.

I can't believe you.