Stacey Saran ฉลองวันประกาศอิสรภาพด้วยการเย็ดกลุ่มกับเพื่อน

Hello, good afternoon and welcome one and all to this hastily convened convention,

which we will make a very monumental decision today.

My name's Sir Benjamin Dover, and

I am the UK government representative for all European affairs.

Now, why are we here today?