กลาสโกว์หมีด้วยวาจาเล่นกับหุ่นขนดกของเขา, ควยและฉี่บน Ginger Pubes ของกู

This morning I got up on my usual time for my usual daily wank, half past four.

I saw my lovely hairy chest by the way.

And I've been wanking for a while, with a really hard hard on.

Just covered in olive oil which is what I use for wanking with, it makes it so smooth.

And I couldn't believe it, I heard my wife getting up and then she came down the stairs.